People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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