I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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