everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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