Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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