i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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