Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
this hospital has no fireball
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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