Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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