he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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