Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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