apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
how do you play pong handcuffed?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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