Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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