Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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