3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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