No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Two words: nipple clamps
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