i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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