I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize
