I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
