and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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