it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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