i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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