the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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