evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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