omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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