i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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