David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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