How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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