what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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