My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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