Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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