No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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