ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He has the fingertips of a God
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