belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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