Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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