Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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