It's Friday. Sex?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
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I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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