I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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