What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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