Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Shame - the story of my life.
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