Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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