I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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