We're like a lot better than the average bears
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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