This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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