i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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