And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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