You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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