that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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