i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
the liver wants what the liver wants
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
i think i just lost a toe
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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