kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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