real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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