im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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