It's Friday. Sex?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
