I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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