I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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