somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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