Soap is not a condiment
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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