I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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