That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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