It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
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For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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